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Modern Family> 3.07 - “Treehouse”

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Mitch: [on getting locked in a tumble dryer by Claire as a kid]  How long was I in that dryer because…. Is this why I’m afraid of tumbling? I had to quit gymnastics Claire!
Phil: A childhood without tumbling??! [to Jay] You knew this and just stood by and did nothing?!

Modern Family 3.02 - “When Good Kids Go Bad”

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Cam: Mitchell has a problem with public displays of affection. I remember once at a New Year’s Eve party, stroke of midnight, he high-fived me. Two problems with that. One: Gays don’t high five. Two: Gays don’t high five.

Modern Family 2.02 - “The Kiss”

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Claire: Hey guys. Guess who’s taking you Go Karting today? Me.
Luke: Why? Are we in trouble?

Modern Family 2.22 - “Claire and Luke”

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Alex: Ohmigod, I can’t believe we just did that. Can you believe we just did that?
Hayley: Yeah we had a lot of fun, let’s not geek it up.
Alex: Wait, what if I have a taste for it now? Am I going to start doing stuff like that all the time?

Modern Family 1.20 - “Someone to Watch Over Lily”

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Phil:  But all the girls at work love it when I bring Luke by.  Especially that receptionist, Heather.  Right, buddy?
Luke:  She smells amazing.
Claire:  Well honey, you’re gonna have to smell Daddy’s receptionist some other time.
Luke:  Like peaches.  One time she gave me a Woody.
Claire:  Sweet J —
Luke:  She remembered he’s my favorite character from Toy Story.
Claire:  She did.

Modern Family 2.20 - “Someone to Watch Over Lily”

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Phil: Here’s something they didn’t count on. You mess with Phil Dunphy, the claws come out.

Modern Family 2.17 - “Two Monkeys and a Panda”

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Claire: I told you you could go if you got a B on your History exam, which you didn’t.
Haley: I have a learning disability. The letters jump around on the page and appear backwards.
Claire: Honey, we had you tested like six times, trust me, I was praying for dislexia.
Haley: Oh my God, why can’t you never let me have any fun!

Modern Family 2.15 - “Princess Party”

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MITCHELL: Claire. C’mon. Stop, stop, stop. Just… let her come to dinner and apologize to Dad and Gloria, and she and Chaz can live happily ever after.
CLAIRE: In Canada.
MITCHELL: In Canada.
CLAIRE: Wait, why don’t you make her fix this? Instead of you doing it, as usual?
MITCHELL: Whoa, what’s that supposed to mean?
CLAIRE: Well, you know how Mom makes a mess and there’s Mitchell to clean it up.
MITCHELL: Okay, that is so not true. If anything, you’re the one with the screwed up relationship with Mommy.
CLAIRE: Wow… 
MITCHELL: …With Mom.
CLAIRE: Wow, Mommy.
MITCHELL: No… I didn’t say it. Damn it.
CLAIRE: Oooh. Fine. Fine, she can come. But she’s gotta clear it with Daddy.
MITCHELL: Daddy?
CLAIRE: I did not say Daddy.
MITCHELL: You said Daddy.

Modern Family 1.04 - “The Incident”

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Claire: Phil, honey, I need your help.
Phil: With what?
Claire: What is the one thing a speeder can’t outrun?
Luke: Ooh. Bullets. A laser. Oh, I know… a falcon! Dad, jump in.
Phil: Not a good time.
Luke: A laser falcon!
Phil: That’s awesome.

Modern Family 2.11 - “Slow Down Your Neighbors”

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