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Jack: So… It’s official. We’re at war.
Jim: We’re at war? What do you mean we’re at war? We’re chefs!
Jack: They attacked us. Twice!
Steven: They poked our head waitress
Jim: Yeah, but didn’t she enjoy it?
Teddy: That is not the point! If he’s willing to have sex with Mimi, there’s no telling how low he will go!
Seth: We sent Mimi on a diplomatic mission and he sent her back soiled and defiled!
Jim: …and satisfied.
Jack: Jim, go to your idiot hole.

Kitchen Confidential 1.04 - “French Fight”

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Steven: Look at this veal! This veal is gorgeous! If I were another veal, I’d be making love to this veal!
Jack: Tell me you didn’t put the veal down your pants.
Steven: So what if I did? What’s happened to you, mate? You need to relax!

Kitchen Confidential 1.01 - “Exile on Main Street”

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