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OWNER: We’re closed.
TIM: All right. [badges him] I’m a deputy US Marshal, ordering you to get me some chicken.
OWNER: I already shut down the-
TIM: What’s that?
OWNER: That’s the last order for delivery.
TIM: I’ll take it.
OWNER: Like hell you will!
TIM: I’m officially requisitioning this chicken. If this doesn’t pay for it, send an invoice to the courthouse.
OWNER: What do I tell the customer?!
TIM: Tell them the US Marshal Service is grateful for their patriotism.

Justified 1.08 - “Blowback”

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Justified 1.08 - “Blowback”

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Justified 1.09 - “Hatless”

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Justified 1.03 - “Fixer”

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(Winona storms out of the elevator and stops short when she sees Raylan.)
WINONA: What the hell did you say to him? (Raylan looks at her for a moment, then turns to Gutterson.)
RAYLAN: (to Gutterson) I’ll catch up with you at the car. (Gutterson nods and gets on the elevator. Raylan waits until the doors close, then turns back to Winona, who puts her hands on her hips.) Hello, Winona.
WINONA: What’d you say to Gary?
RAYLAN: I believe I said, “Hi, Gary.” Why, what’d he say I said?
WINONA: Well, he didn’t! Just, he didn’t sleep the rest of that night, and the next morning, he was still shaking. And every night since then, he checks the windows and he checks the doors, and then he checks them again.
RAYLAN: I don’t know, Winona, does Gary spook easy?
WINONA: What are you implying? You wouldn’t be startled if somebody broke into your home in the middle of the night?
RAYLAN: I’m not implying anything. (Winona walks over to the elevator and presses the button, ignoring him. Raylan adjusts his hat on his head, and then he presses the button as well. They both stand with their arms crossed, facing the elevator in silence for a moment, until Winona turns back to Raylan.)
WINONA: I heard you got jumped by an old convict.
RAYLAN: Oh, does 55 still seem old to you?
WINONA: Oh, you gonna shoot him if you catch him?
RAYLAN: All right, look, I won’t show up unannounced anymore.
WINONA: You won’t show up at all anymore. (She gets on the elevator, presses the button, then crosses her arms again. She looks away from him, and he stares at her until the doors close.)

Justified 1.02 - “Riverbrook”

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WINONA: What are you doing here, Raylan?
RAYLAN: I’m, uh, I’m gonna be working in Kentucky, working for the marshal’s office-
WINONA: Raylan. What are you doing here? (Raylan sighs deeply.)
RAYLAN: I was in Nicaragua a while back, lookin’ for this money launderer named Roland Pike. The Cartel’s gun-thug, Tommy Bucks, was looking for him, too. Bucks got me, took my gun, put me in a car with some other man. Drove us to some old coconut plantation. Then he tied the man to a palm tree and asked me where Roland was. I told him what I knew - no sense in lying. But I guess he wasn’t certain he could believe me, needed to be sure, or he just wanted to impress upon me how serious he was. But I watched as Tommy Bucks stuck a stick of dynamite in that poor man’s mouth, taped it so he couldn’t spit it out, lit the fuse… Next time I saw Tommy Bucks was in Miami. I told him he’s got twenty-four hours to get out of town, or I’m gonna kill him. (Winona closes her eyes and presses her fingertips to the bridge of her nose.)
WINONA: Did you?
RAYLAN: Yeah. (He nods and smiles ruefully.) But he pulled first, so I was justified. What troubles me is, what if he hadn’t? What if he’d just sat there, let the clock run out? Would I have killed him anyway? (He takes a sip of beer.) I know I wanted to. Guess I just never thought of myself as an angry man. (Winona shakes her head and smiles to herself.)
WINONA: Oh, Raylan. Well, you do a good job of hiding it, and I, I suppose most folks don’t see it, but honestly? You are the angriest man I have ever known.

Justified1.01 - “Fire In The Hole”

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BOYD CROWDER: See in the beginning right, you had your mud people. Now they were also referred to as beasts because they had no souls. See they were soulless and then Cain. Now you remember Cain now
RAYLAN GIVENS: Mmhmm
BOYD CROWDER: Well Cain, he laid down with the mud people and out of these fornications came the Edomites. Now do you know who the Edomites are?
RAYLAN GIVENS: Who?
BOYD CROWDER: They’re the Jews Ray.
RAYLAN GIVENS: You serious?
BOYD CROWDER: Read your Bible as interpreted by experts, ahahah.
RAYLAN GIVENS: Oh, you know Boyd. I think you just use the Bible to do whatever the hell you like.
RAYLAN GIVENS: Well what do you think I like Raylan?
RAYLAN GIVENS: You like to get money and blow shit up

Justified 1.01 - “Fire in the Hole”

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Justified 1.01 - “Pilot”

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