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MAC: We’re getting older. We’re not gonna look 20 forever.
DENNIS: No, I am gonna look 20 forever Mac, because the older I get the more vigilant I become. Alright, I don’t eat lunch anymore, for instance. Yeah. And on odd days, I don’t eat breakfast.
MAC: That sounds miserable!
DENNIS: No, dude, it’s not miserable. Well yeah, it is a little bit miserable, but it has to be man! No pain, no gain. I am also constantly in motion. Like, right now? Dude, I am doing leg lifts that are imperceptible to the human eye. I call ‘em hummingbirds. And although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.
MAC: Dude, we’ve been through this, okay? I’m cultivating mass!
DENNIS: Stop saying that! You are not cultivating mass, and if you are, stop cultivating and start harvesting!

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 7.01 - “Frank’s Pretty Woman”

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Dealer: Whatchu need?
Dennis: Uh, one please.
Dealer: One what?
Dennis: One rock of crack.
Dee: One crack rock.
Dennis: A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough?
Dee: Um, how much would you recommend for a first time user?

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 2.03 - “Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare”

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Mac: I’ll tell you what buddy, how about I take your wife upstairs and show her what it’s like to be deep inside a really big house?

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.01 - “The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis”

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CHARLIE: This company is being bled like a stuck pig, Mac, and I’ve got a paper trail to prove it. check this out. […] Take a look at this! That, right there, is the mail. Now let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Pepe Silvia. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Everyday, Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia… I look in the mail, well - THIS WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA! So I say to myself, I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands, otherwise he’s never gonna get it. He’s gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist! Okay. so I decided, ohhhhh shit, buddy. I gotta dig a little deeper. There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR. And I knock on her door and I say “CAAAAAAROL! CAAAAAAAAAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Pepe.” And when I open the door, what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! THERE IS… NO… CAROL IN HR, Mac. Half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 4.10  - “Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack”

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Mac: Uhhh, have you seen The Secret to My Success?
Charlie: Uhhh, they’re gonna catch on to you.
Mac: Uhhh, yeah, but before they do I will come up with an idea that will save the company millions and they’ll be forced to promote me.
Charlie: Uhhh, are you sure? How does that movie end, dude?
Mac: Uhhhh, I can’t remember… oh, yeah, he bangs that old lady and then they play that song from the 80s: “Day Bow Bow.”
Charlie: What the hell is “Day Bow Bow”?

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 4.10 - “Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack”

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You’re a master of karate and friendship for everyone!

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 4.13 - “The Nightman Cometh”

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Dennis: My dad’s gonna be here in a second, will you just get in the car?
Charlie: No! I’m going home. I’m going home.
Dee: Can we go?
Dennis: Yeah, we can go, we can go.
[Starts car]
Frank: Dennis!
Dee and Mac: Whoa!
Dennis: Jesus!
[Reverses]
Charlie: Dennis! Dennis! [gets hit by car] Dennis, you son of a bitch.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia 2.01 - “Charlie Gets Crippled”

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FRANK; Look, I didn’t go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.
DEE; You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
FRANK; And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 2.09 - “Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass”

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MAC; It’s nobody’s choice. It should be left up to God.
DEE; Is he— Is that— Are you joking?
MAC; No, it’s not a joke! You remember Genesis, Book two, verse three? “And he breathed into the nostrils of Adam on the first day. And it was good.”
DEE; Right in his nostrils, huh? Sounds really uncomfortable.
DENNIS; [To Mac] You’re making an asshole out of yourself.

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia1.02 - “Charlie Wants An Abortion”

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Dennis: When we’re selling stuff at Paddys, I think we need to be selling a certain attitude right? One that reflects our take no prisoners, rock and roll lifestyle.
Mac: Ok, yeah
Dennis: Now, what says that more than this?
Dennis: Huh! Paddy’s thong dude, PADDY’S THONG!
Mac: You’re wearing women’s underwear.
Dennis: Yeah bro, you bet your ass I’m wearing women’s underwear.
Dennis: What’s more sexual than a high waisted thong riding high up a woman’s backside? Nothing. Dude, come on. Paddy’s thongs could be a huge hit with chicks.
Mac: Ok, alright. Uh, question?
Dennis: Yeah Mac, go!
Mac: Dennis, are women gonna wanna buy their underpants in a bar?
Dennis: No women will not buy their underwear in a bar, but men will buy the underwear for the women in the bar because it’s not for women, it’s for men.
It’s a visual stimulant bro, I’m not wearing these because I’m comfortable. I’m wearing them because I wanna turn you on.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadephia 5.08 - ‘Paddy’s Pub, Home of the original Kitten Mittens’

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