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MARY: How are things with Abigail.
[pause]
MARSHALL: Good.
MARY: Good.

In Plain Sight 4.05 - “Second Crime Around”

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Stan: So, I returned the perfume.
Marshall: Smart move.
Stan: And… I got her these.
Marshall: Wow.
Stan: Yeah.
Marshall: I bet these set you back.
Stan: Oh, sure.
Marshall: Pretty.
Stan: Yeah.
Marshall: Very pretty.
Stan: So, you think she’ll like them?
Marshall: Have you ever met Mary?
Stan: What? What? They’re shoes. All women love shoes. Mary’s a woman. Ipso facto, Mary loves shoes.
Marshall: So sad.
Stan: No, no, no. Okay. This time, you’re wrong. Mary… Mary’s going to love these.
Mary: Hey. Oh, my God. Oh, God.
Stan: That’s just evidence. Evidence from a case. Another case.
Mary: Can you believe women actually wear these? “Oh, my God. Look at me. I’m a cosmo-drinking, Manhattan whore.”
Marshall: Imagine that.
Stan: Not a word.

In Plain Sight 1.01 - “Pilot”

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In Plain Sight 2.01 - “Gilted Lily”

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In Plain Sight 2.01 - “Gilted Lily”

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MARY: No silence. I just can’t take silence right now.
MARSHALL: Okay. Why aren’t you wearing your engagement ring?
MARY: Ralph and I broke up. [silence] I said no silence.
MARSHALL: Right. So.. uhm—
MARY: Oh my God, Marshall. You’re killing me.
MARSHALL: I really don’t know what to say.
MARY: Now? Now you don’t know what to say? For seven years, I get a combo guiser, uh of, Wikipedia, Jeopardy, Star Trek, Dead Poet’s Society, Carnac the Magnificent, and now, the one time I need a steady stream of useless, numbling babble, I get car sounds?
MARSHALL: Well, when did you two break up?
MARY: No no no. No questions. Anyone can do questions. I want pointless quotes, useless trivia, the downpour of idiocy you’ve practically painted. Come on, it’s a 20-minute car trip. I don’t want to think about my life, okay? A-Amaze me, annoy me, distract me. Is that so much to ask?
MARSHALL: This is so weird. I-I-I-I got nothin’.
MARY: Oh my God, you’re… you’re verbally impotent.
MARSHALL: I swear this has never happened before.
MARY: [exhales] Great.

In Plain Sight 3.04 - “Whistle Stop”

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In Plain Sight 2.02 - “In My Humboldt Opinion”

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In Plain Sight 2.02 - “In My Humboldt Opinion”

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Eleanor: So, how about a toast?
Marshall: Excellent idea. Okay. Here’s to the best friend I’ve ever had. Could ever hope to have. The girl for whom no man will ever be good enough. I hope you know that … I love you. And that I wish for you nothing but a lifetime of happiness.
Mary: To happiness, then.

In Plain Sight 3.13 - “Let’s Get It Ahn”

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MARY: And then there’s the icing on the cake. [looking across the room where Stan is talking to Marshall’s father] Him.
MARSHALL: You’ve now crossed over to sadistic glee.
MARY: You nervous?
MARSHALL: No.
MARY: You should be. I’m about to find out about so many hilarious “You” secrets I’m going to have to alphabetize them.
MARSHALL: I honestly fear for the state of your soul.
[his dad is walking up to them]
SETH: Marshall.
MARSHALL: Dad.
MARY: [happily] Heaven.

In Plain Sight 3.08 - “Son of Mann”

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