
LUCY: We’ll just try living without any modern conveniences and we’ll see who yells “uncle” first, the men or the women.
RICKY: Okay.
LUCY: Okay. What do you wanna bet?
FRED: How about ten dollars?
ETHEL: What’s the matter with twenty dollars?
RICKY: Well, what’s the matter with thirty dollars?
LUCY: What’s the matter with fifty dollars?
FRED: What was the matter with ten dollars?
I Love Lucy 1.25 - “Pioneer Women”
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![MR. LIVERMORE: [sings] I Tippy Tippy Toe through my garden, where all the pretty flowers dwell. There’s a rare perfume in my garden, and I just love to stand there and smell. And as I Tippy Tippy Toe along, all the pretty flowers seem to sing this song..RICKY: Derry down pip pip.LUCY: Dilly dilly day.ETHEL: Hey nani nani. FRED: Rippity pippity yay. Derry down ding dong.ETHEL: Dilly dilly do.LUCY: Hey nani nani.RICKY: Rippity pippity poo.
I Love Lucy 2.18 - “Lucy Hires An English Tutor”
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