
Glee 1.01 - “Pilot”
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Glee 1.01 - “Pilot”
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Glee 1.01 - “Pilot”
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Glee 2.20 - “Prom”
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Couric: I know it’s painful, but… can you take me back to the moment when you knew you had lost what would have been a record seventh consecutive national championship, landing you this interview as “Loser of the Year”?
Sue: I thought this was the “Ten Most Fascinating.”
Couric: That’s Barbara Walters. You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, the housing market, Dina Lohan, Wall Street, Tiger Woods, the Dallas Cowboys, Brett Farve’s cellphone, 9% unemployment, and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan’s dog, and apparently, also a loser. How do you cope with that?
Sue: I’ve been drinking a lot of bleach.
Glee 2.11 - “The Sue Sylvester Shuffle”
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Sam: I joined up because I’m new here and you said it would make me popular, and now you’re telling me it’s gonna get me killed.
Finn: Yeah, well, eventually you’re gonna get popular from it, believe me. But until then? You gotta lay low a little bit, and singing a duet with another dude is not laying low.
Sam: I didn’t realize you had a problem with gay dudes.
Finn: Look, I don’t have a problem with gay dudes - everyone else does, and we’re living in their world. And in their world, you singing a duet with Kurt is a death sentence.
Sam: Well, I gave him my word. In my world, that’s that.
Glee 2.04 - “Duets”
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Kurt: My mother will start to worry
Blaine: Beautiful, what’s your hurry?
Kurt: My father will be pacing the floor
Blaine: Listen to the fireplace roar
Kurt: So really I’d better scurry
Blaine: Beautiful, please don’t hurry
Kurt: Well, maybe just half a drink more
Blaine: Put some records on while I pour
Glee 2.10 - “A Very Glee Christmas”
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