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[Rachel rhythmically taps her hands on the magazine on her lap]
Passenger: Ahh, ahh, excuse me.
Rachel: Yeah?
Passenger: If you’re planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative…or perhaps slip you one.
*
Rachel: …And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a way of-
Passenger: Oh, oh oh! I’m sorry, can I interrupt? You know I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person.
Rachel: Pardon me?
Passenger: You say you love this man, yet you’re about to ruin the happiest day of his life. I’m afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs. This is a terrible, terrible plan.
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!
Passenger: But why? He loves this Emily person. No good can come of this.
Rachel: Well I think your wrong.
Passenger: Oh. No.
Rachel: Well, he doesn’t really love her. I mean, it’s just a rebound thing from me…. You’ll see!
Passenger: Fortunately, I won’t. And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.

Friends 4.23-24 - “The One with Ross’ Wedding”

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Friends 4.23 - “TOW Ross’ Wedding”

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Phoebe: Hello?
Eric: Hi, it’s Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursula’s fiancée.
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, how’d you get this number?
Eric: Oh, I have a friend who’s a cop and he got it for me.
Phoebe: Wow! What an incredible violation—and wonderful surprise.
Eric: Uh listen, I just—I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Phoebe: Oh you did? (To Rachel) He did it! He did it!
Rachel: Wow! What did he do?
Phoebe: Shhh! I’m talking.
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who…eats lunch.
Phoebe: Are you asking me out? ‘Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Eric: Yeah uh…okay. I’m-I’m sorry. Bye.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so you’d think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Eric: Uhh, I won’t take no for an answer.
Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.
Eric: Great! But wh-wh—How do you know where I live?
Phoebe: I’ve got friends too. Okay, bye.

Friends 8.07 - “The One With The Stain”

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[Phoebe and Mike are watching TV]
Mike: You know, it’s just really weird. You don’t like eating animals but you love watching them tear each other apart.
Phoebe: No. I don’t, I don’t - NO! Get him, get HIM! SEPERATE THE SICK ONE FROM THE HERD!
Mike: I’m gonna go. [He kisses Phoebe on the cheek]
Phoebe: Why??
Mike: I haven’t been home in a couple of days and I need to get some more clothes.
Phoebe: Oh…you don’t have to go, I have something that will fit you.
Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.
Phoebe: I want you to stay.
Mike: I want to stay too but I’ve gotten about as much use out of these boxers as I can.
Phoebe: Why don’t you turn them inside ou-
Mike: Done it. [Phoebe becomes a little more subdued] I’ll be back in a couple of hours.
Phoebe: I’ll miss you.
Mike: Me too. [leave]
Phoebe: [back to the TV] Oh, fine, you got away. Don’t look so smug; you’re going to bleed to death.

Friends 9.16 - “The One with the Boob Job”

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CHANDLER: Hey Joe.
JOEY: Dude, come home!
CHANDLER: What? Why?
JOEY: COME …  HOME.
CHANDLER: Look I, I can’t.  What’s going on?
JOEY: I don’t know how to tell you this but, uh … I think Monica’s cheatin’ on ya.  I told you shouldn’t have married someone so much hotter than you. All right look.  (He walks to the hallway.)  If you can’t come home and deal with this, then I’m gonna -
CHANDLER: NO!
JOEY: (outside the apartment door) I just heard him!
CHANDLER: (softly) Can you … hear him … now?
JOEY: (listens at the door.)  No.  (pause) All right, I’m going in.
CHANDLER: No! Wait!
JOEY: I heard him again!

Friends 9.09 - “The One with Rachel’s Phone Number”

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Ross: Wow! That is a good one! Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card y’know, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.
Mona: Y’know, every year I say I’m gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Ross: (pause) Together? Like-like to people?
Mona: Yeah, y’know. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. It’ll be cute, okay?
Ross: Okay. (Not happy about it.)
Mona: Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?
Ross: Uh sure, sure.
Mona: Bye guys.
Phoebe: Bye.
(Mona exits.)
Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!
Ross: I know. Can you believe that?
Phoebe: Wait, I’m-I’m sorry. What’s the big deal about a holiday card?
Ross: Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey that’s your wife you’re talking about!

Friends 8.11 - “The One with the Creepy Holiday Card”

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Phoebe: (holding a lure) So now, what is this now?
Joey: Guggly worm.
Phoebe: (laughs and picks up another lure) And this?
Joey: Glow-pop giggly jammer.
Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, what’s this?
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)

Friends 4.14 - “The One With Joey’s Dirty Day”

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Ross: Wow! That is a good one! Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card y’know, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.
Mona: Y’know, every year I say I’m gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Ross: (pause) Together? Like-like to people?
Mona: Yeah, y’know. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. It’ll be cute, okay?
Ross: Okay. (Not happy about it.)
Mona: Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?
Ross: Uh sure, sure.
Mona: Bye guys.
Phoebe: Bye.
(Mona exits.)
Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!
Ross: I know. Can you believe that?
Phoebe: Wait, I’m-I’m sorry. What’s the big deal about a holiday card?
Ross: Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey that’s your wife you’re talking about!

Friends 8.11 - “The One with the Creepy Holiday Card”

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ROSS: Wow! (pause) Wow, You look… uh… It’s just, ah… That dress… uh…
RACHEL: Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good.
ROSS: Well, well, they’re good. It’s been a while since I’ve seen you like this. You, you clean up good.
RACHEL: Oh well, well thank you. (She laughs. He stares for a moment.) Okay, stop. Stop looking at me like that. The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened. (points to Emma)

Friends 9.09 - “The One With Rachel’s Phone Number”

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CHANDLER: Hey Joe.
JOEY: Dude, come home!
CHANDLER: What? Why?
JOEY: COME …  HOME.
CHANDLER: Look I, I can’t.  What’s going on?
JOEY: I don’t know how to tell you this but, uh … I think Monica’s cheatin’ on ya.  I told you shouldn’t have married someone so much hotter than you. All right look.  (He walks to the hallway.)  If you can’t come home and deal with this, then I’m gonna -
CHANDLER: NO!
JOEY: (outside the apartment door) I just heard him!
CHANDLER: (softly) Can you … hear him … now?
JOEY: (listens at the door)  No.  (pause) All right, I’m going in.
CHANDLER: No! Wait!
JOEY: I heard him again!

Friends 9.09 - “The One with Rachel’s Phone Number”

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