
NEAL: She’s a cheerleader. You’ve seen Star Wars 27 times. Do the math.
Freaks and Geeks 1.01 - “Pilot”
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NEAL: She’s a cheerleader. You’ve seen Star Wars 27 times. Do the math.
Freaks and Geeks 1.01 - “Pilot”
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Freaks And Geeks 1.03 - “Tricks and Treats”
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Freaks and Geeks 1.02 - “Beers & Weirs”
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Daniel: Ken’s got the right idea.
Freaks and Geeks 1.02 - “Beers & Weirs”
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Bill: You’re not going to French kiss Cindy, are you, Sam? French kissing is gross. I wouldn’t French kiss in a million years.
Neal: And why the hell not?
Bill: Hello: germs, spit, mucus, old bits of food. That’s just to name a couple. There’s a lot of things in there. I mean, why do you have to use your tongue, anyway? Aren’t you supposed to kiss with your lips?
Neal: Because it’s not a real kiss unless you use your tongue.
Bill: Why? What’s the point? I mean, what are you supposed to do, lick the inside of her mouth? Are you supposed to lick her teeth? Do you make your tongue hard or soft?
Sam: God, Bill. Enough.
Bill: What? I want to know, now, since everybody seems to think French kissing is so great.
Neal: Okay, Bill. You put your tongue against her tongue.
Bill: What if she puts her tongue too far into my mouth? What …what if I throw up? What if I throw up all over her? What if I throw up in her mouth?
Sam: Shut up, Bill! That’s disgusting!
Bill: Sorry. Well, I’m just telling you guys: I’m not doing it.
Freaks & Geeks 1.16 - “Smooching and Mooching”
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![Bill: What? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. Hold on, I’m going to put the phone on my bionic ear. That’s better. No, don’t talk so loud! Don’t forget, I’ve got bionic hearing.…[adjusts bra] No, these are not bionic. These are all me.
Freaks and Geeks 1.03 - “Tricks and Treats”
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Bill: What? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. Hold on, I’m going to put the phone on my bionic ear. That’s better. No, don’t talk so loud! Don’t forget, I’ve got bionic hearing.
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[adjusts bra] No, these are not bionic. These are all me.
Freaks and Geeks 1.03 - “Tricks and Treats”
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Freaks and Geeks 1.06 - “I’m With the Band”
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Lindsay: Wanna make out or something?
Nick: No. All guys want to make out, but I just wanna hold you.
Freaks and Geeks 1.08 - “Girlfriends and Boyfriends”
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