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Lynette: You look ridiculous in that thing.
Tom: Sexy ridiculous?
Lynette: Maybe.

Desperate Housewives 1.03 - “Pretty Little Picture”

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Tom: Claire is attractive, yes, but I’m not attracted to her. If I thought for even a second that there was any danger in having her around, I’d be the first to get rid of her. It’s you. You’re the one. You always have been and you always will be .

Desperate Housewives 1.11 - “Move On”

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Lynette: Wait. That day you left my house, you told me your life would have turned out different if I had been your mom. So I’m gonna be your mom… Now. Will you listen to me? I don’t think you should leave. I think you should stay here and call the police.
Eddie: I can’t.
Lynette: Yes, you can.
Eddie: I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in jail.
Lynette:  Honey, don’t you see you’re already there? No matter where you run to, in your head, you will still be angry. You’ll still be in pain. And as long as you want to keep hurting people you will never be free.
Eddie: I’ll be good. I swear.
Lynette: But people will never see that you’re good unless you show them. Please, if you pick up the phone, they will know. And I will be so proud of you.
Eddie: Will you call them for me?
Lynette: Of course. Why don’t you hold the baby?

Desperate Housewives 6.23 - “I Guess This is Goodbye”

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Desperate Housewives 3.22 - “What Would We Do Without You”

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Lynette: So… give me some guidance. Do I grovel, send flowers or… just move?
Bree: I’m not angry with you. I’m just sorry that you felt so…
Lynette: Drunk? Jealous?
Bree: You have nothing to be jealous of.
Lynette: Don’t give me that, you’re having the kind of success I only dreamed of back in my ad days.
Bree: But that doesn’t mean I look down on you.
Lynette: No, but watching you, I look down on me. When I held your book in my hands, I felt so jealous my stomach hurt. And I thought if I could just hitch a ride, have a piece of it, I wouldn’t feel so bad about your success.
Bree: For god’s sake, Lynette, stop calling me a success. There’s nothing successful about me. My friends think I’m going to drop them, my partner resents me, and my husband… has moved into the guest bedroom. If everything I gain comes at some horrible price, then I’m starting to wonder if any of it’s even worth it.
Lynette: It is. You’re at the start of an incredible journey and I am going to be there every step of the way, cheering you on. Telling anyone who will listen that the Bree Van de Kamp is my friend.
Bree: Thanks.
Lynette: And the rest of the stuff… you’ll find a way to fix it. Just know that all your friends are very proud of you. Bitterly jealous… but proud.

Desperate Housewives 5.04 - “Back In Business”

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Gabrielle: this is my first magazine cover. Ooh! This is me when I did Vogue. Oh, that’s my daughter, Jaunita, I don’t know how that got in there. Oh! And now the runway years…
Patrick: Angie! You’re keeping your friend waiting.

Desperate Housewives 6.22 - “The Ballad of Booth”

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Karl: What happened to the good girl?
Bree: She decided guilt’s a small price to pay for happiness.

Desperate Housewives 6.01 - “Nice Is Different Than Good”

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Desperate Housewives. 6.18 - “My Two Young Men”

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Gabrielle: M.J. I’m sorry you didn’t win.
MJ: That’s okay.
Gabrielle: I’m curious about something. How come you didn’t sell any candy yesterday?
MJ: My mom says it’s a secret. She says it’s only a good deed if we don’t tell.
Gabrielle: Well, you should listen to your mother…Because she is a winner, just like you.

Desperate Housewives 6.18 - “My Two Young Men”

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Desperate Housewives 2.11 - “One More Kiss”

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