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Cougar Town 1.05 - “You Wreck Me”

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BOBBY: Andy! Do I look old enough to have a kid in college?
ANDY: Not unless you had him when you were 9.
BOBBY: Thank you.
JULES: And then they kiss…
ANDY: That tickles!

Cougar Town 2.02 - “Let Yourself Go”

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JULES: So Ellie took a shower with her baby and of course he peed all over her feet. But, here’s the kicker! Ellie said afterwards her skin was so soft and smooth, so, of course I’ve gotta find myself some baby pee, but it’s no biggie ‘cause Ellie’s just gonna hook me up.
GRAYSON: You know, people can’t unhear the things you say.

Cougar Town 1.02 - “Into the Great Wide Open”

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Grayson: Why does death always have to be some big soap opera? I mean, with all the drama, and all the crying… I mean, who’s it really for?
Jules: Are you kidding? When I die, I want my friends to cry so hard they can’t breathe [sobbing] “Why’d… she… l-leave… us?” [normal again] And then they can’t move on and their lives are ruined forever.

Cougar Town

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“Hey why are you so mopey? Are you sad because you can’t get that coconut? I spent two hours yesterday poking that with a stick.”

Cougar Town 2.24 - “Finding Out”

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Jules: Now I just gotta go over there and get him.
Bobby: Well, he’s my boy to so I’m coming with.
Laurie: It’s my fault that he left. I’ll go.
Andy: We were just talking about a group vacation.
Ellie: Sweetie, I can’t. I have too many commitments and responsibilities… That was good, right?
Grayson: Can’t we just call Trev or send him a strongly worded email?
All: Dude.
Jules: Stop being a parade rainer oner. We’re taking a group vacation!
All: Yay!
Jules: Unfortunately it’s to save my son from making a life mistake that he may never recover from… in Hawaii!
All: Yay!

Cougar Town 2.21/22 - “Something Good Coming”

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ELLIE: I know that sometimes it feels like you and I just tolerate each other for Jules, but I’d like to believe in my heart that when it really matters.. we’d be there for each other?
LAURIE: Even you don’t believe that! You put a question mark at the end of the sentence!
ELLIE: I do believe it! Deep down I really care about you?
LAURIE: You did it again!
ELLIE: But, we’re friends? You’re pretty? Your hat’s not dumb at all?!

Cougar Town 2.19 - “Damaged by Love”

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Jules: Are you really wearing that t-shirt?
Laurie: Yeah! I’ve never been to Ohio, but I do love this shirt because the o’s frame my boobs perfectly and it says “hi” in the middle. Oh, hey, Travis!
Travis: O-hi-o.
Jules: Travis! Eyes up!

Cougar Town 1.06 - “A Woman In Love (It’s Not Me)”

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JULES: I need to take a look at my own life. Can you believe that I spend as much money on wine as I do food? I was surprised too! I mean, I’m gonna have to cut back on the vino. Yeah, change things up a bit. 
ELLIE: Jules, at our age we are who we are. There’s no more changing. 
JULES: Well if that’s true, then how am I gonna have my antique store in Paris?
ELLIE: Well that’s easy, you’re not.
JULES: Well you just lost your discount!

Cougar Town 1.18 - “Turn This Car Around”

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JULES: Except for when I lived in Paris, I’ve never lived alone before.
GRAYSON: You’ve also never lived in Paris.
JULES: If you visit a place for over a week, then you get to say you lived there. 
LAURIE: Well then I’m a badass because I lived in a women’s prison once.
ELLIE: Cracker alert!

Cougar Town 2.03 - “Makin’ Some Noise”

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