![Troy: Britta, I’m sorry I was over protective of Abed. I’ll try to be more supportive of you. Britta: Well here’s your first chance! Helping Abed has inspired me so finally declare a major. I’m gonna study Psychology. Jeff: Like, in a research capacity?Britta: No, in a hands on capacity, I’m gonna be a therapist! [Everyone fucking laughs]
Community 3.01 - “Biology 101”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls21edoFst1qackhno1_500.jpg)
Troy: Britta, I’m sorry I was over protective of Abed. I’ll try to be more supportive of you.
Britta: Well here’s your first chance! Helping Abed has inspired me so finally declare a major. I’m gonna study Psychology.
Jeff: Like, in a research capacity?
Britta: No, in a hands on capacity, I’m gonna be a therapist!
[Everyone fucking laughs]
Community 3.01 - “Biology 101”
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Community 3.01 - “Biology 101”
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Troy: First time I got punched in the face, I was like, “Oh no!” but then I was like, “This is a story.”
Community 1.12 - “Comparative Religion”
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(via rosierr)
“We make an amazing team.”
“I know. We’re so in sync. It’s like a perfect duet or great se…”
Communitiy 1.09 - “Debate 109”
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You’ve just stopped being a study group. You have become something unstoppable. I hereby pronounce you a community!
Community 1.01 - “Pilot”
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Abed: We saved Greendale.
Janitor: Sounds like you guys had a lot of fun.
Abed: Yeah. Honestly, I don’t know how we’re gonna top that next year.
Janitor: Ooh, I got a pitch! Why use guns? Take a hose and spray the whole school with paint!
Abed: Actually, we kind of did that. Have you been to the library?
Janitor: I’m working my way there.
Abed: (looks where to put his drink)
Janitor: Oh, you can just put that anywhere.
Abed: (puts his drink on the ground) Doing anything fun for the summer?
Janitor: No plans.
Abed: Cool. Coolcoolcool.
Community 2.24 - “A Fist Full of Paintballs”
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Greendale students, I understand you’ve unified and intend to draw this game out. Well if it’s a war you want, then it’s a war you will lose.
Community 2.24 - “For A Few Paintballs More”
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Community 2.23-2.24 - “A Fist Full of Paintballs (Pts 1 & 2)”
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Jeff: We’ve known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time, I’ve given a lot of speeches. But they all have one thing in common: They’re all different. These drug runners aren’t going to execute Pierce because he’s racist! It’s a locomotive that runs on us. And the only sharks in that water, are the emotional ghosts that I like to call FEAR, anchovies, FEAR and the dangers of ingesting mercury! Because the real bugs aren’t the ones in those beds. And there’s no such a thing as a free Caesar salad, and even if there were, The Cape still might find a second life on cable. And I’ll tell you why: El corazón del agua es verdad. That water is A LIE! Harrison Ford is radiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions! So maybe we are caught in an endless cycle of screw-ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe it’s just the universe’s way of molding us into some kind of super group.
Troy: Like the Traveling Wilburys.
Jeff: Yes, Troy, like the Traveling Wilburys of pain, prepared for any insane adventure life throws our way. And I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to every one of them.
Community 2.21 - “Paradigms of Human Memory”
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Abed: What are you reading?
Annie: Pride & Prejudice.
Abed: So you’re familiar with two sins… how about a third?
Annie: I don’t think we’re allowed to smoke in here.
Abed: Then you picked the wrong outfit, didn’t you?
Shirley: Abed, what are you doing!?
Abed: Don Draper from Mad Men. What’d you think?
Britta: Weird.
Troy: Awesome.
Pierce: Put your tongue in her ear.
Annie: I liked it.
Shirley: Don’t be him. He cheats on his wife!
Community 1.17 - “Physical Education”
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