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Jonathan: Vikrum, you can’t give up. I’m also a struggling writer, but I’m gonna submit a story to “The New Yorker.”
Vikrum: Don’t talk to me about “The New Yorker.” Those bastards rejected 66 of my poems.
George: Hey, you know, they rejected all of my submissions to the caption contest. Maybe it’s just the magazine.

Bored to Death 2x05 - “Forty Two Down!”

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Jonathan: I’m gonna try. I’m gonna visualize three delusional things for myself… that I’m a successful writer, detective and college professor.
George: I like all those professions for you.
Jonathan: Yeah. And what’s good about all these jobs is you wear basically the same outfit: sport coats. So you save money. And I look good in them.

Bored to Death 2.04 - “I’ve Been Living Like a Demented God!”

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Jonathan: I think it’s because of this pamphlet that Ray’s mom read. It’s all about visualizing delusional things and then believing in them.
George: Isn’t that like schizophrenia?
Jonathan: You have a point.

Bored to Death 2.04 - “I’ve Been Living Like a Demented God!”

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Bored to Death 1.01 - “Stockholm Syndrome”

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Ray: He gutted me, like a fish! He said I was so cut off from my feelings that everyone in my life would die without knowing that I ever really loved them!
Jonathan: That’s terrible! I’m so sorry.
Ray: [through tears]  I want to go home. I want a beer. I want an ice cream sandwich. I want to take a nap. I want to read a comic book. I want to watch “Little House on the Prairie.” And I want a vodka.

Bored to Death 1.03 - “The Case of the Missing Screenplay”

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Bored to Death

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