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Buster: You lied to me! You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. My father is my uncle!

Arrested Development 2.18 - “Righteous Brothers”

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MICHAEL: I cannot let you go through with this. You can’t sleep with him.
LUCILLE: Oh, yes, I can. I’m making up for the heartbreak your father has caused me. He doesn’t need me. You don’t need me.
MICHAEL: Of course I need you, Mom. My heart is kind of broken, too. I’ve been kind of denying it lately, but, you know, it’s just, I can’t deal with the fact that my family’s falling apart now that I really need you.
LUCILLE: Oh, Michael, honey. I want to cry so bad. But I don’t think I can spare the moisture.

Arrested Development 3.07 - “Prision Break-In”

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NARRATOR: GOB had recently made a recording of his ventriloquism act.
ENGINEER: “Franklin Comes Alive,” take one.
NARRATOR: He hoped it would break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover hit.
GOB: [singing] It ain’t easy being white / [as Franklin] It ain’t easy being brown / [as himself] All this pressure to be bright / [as Franklin] I got children all over town / [as himself] Sometimes— Hey, where’d the guy go?

Arrested Development 2.18 - “Righteous Brothers”

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MICHAEL: Since you’re devastating people, go ahead and tell GOB that I’ll be telling the cops that it was him in the truck. So he’ll be joining me here. I’ve got a nice hard cot with his name on it.
LUCILLE: You’d do that to your own brother?
MICHAEL: I said “cot.”

Arrested Development 2.18 - “Righteous Brothers”

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Lucille: It’s not fair to Buster. He’s a nervous wreck right now. He’s going into the Army, for god’s sake [starts to sob].
Michael: You volunteered him.
Lucille: I knew you were going to throw that in my face.

Arrested Development 2.02 - “The One Where They Build A House”

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Lucille: Now there’s someone who could’ve used a good mother. WHORE!

Arrested Development 1.20 - “Whistler’s Mother”

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Lucille: Michael, the little Korean is here, and I don’t know what to do with him. At least I think it’s a him. You’ve got to strip them down to next to nothing before you could even tell.
Michael: Yeah. Mom, I just spoke to Social Services and, although they don’t like to do this, if you can prove that it’s a bad environment for a child, and I would suggest saying what you just said to me. Don’t change a word. They will take him back.
Lucille: Ha, ha, ha. [to Annyong] Don’t get too comfortable. Shoes on, Mister. Shoes on! [into phone] He’s out of control.

Arrested Development 1.14 - “Shock and Aww”

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GOB: My god, what is this feeling?
MICHAEL: Well, you know the feeling that you’re… that you’re feeling is what many of us call “a feeling.”
GOB: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.
MICHAEL: Could it be love?
GOB: I know what an erection feels like, Michael! No, it’s the opposite. It’s… it’s like my heart is getting hard.

Arrested Development 3.02 - “For British Eyes Only”

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Gob: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Michael: It’s personal.

Arrested Development 1.03 - “Bringing Up Buster”

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Lindsay: Hey, look, it’s not coming from me. It’s George Michael. He told me. I think he wants a mother.
Michael: Well, that’s ridiculous. He’s got you. He’s got our mother. You’d think that would turn him off the entire concept.

Arrested Development 1.14 - “Shock and Aww”

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