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PETE: Oh we own Kmart now?
JACK: No. So why are you dressed like we do?

30 Rock 1.01 - “The Pilot”

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Liz: I do not sit on laps.
Gray: Really?
Liz: Nope, not a lap-sitter. Never have been.
Gray: I thought you were trying new things.
Liz: Okay. It’s just… it’s a small-girl thing. It’s not a grown-lady thing. Okay… Oh my…  there you go.
Gray: Okay?
Liz: Mm-hmm.
Gray: See? It’s not so bad.
Liz: No, it’s not bad. I can’t… I keep waiting for something to go wrong.
Gray: Liz, I am not gay, I am not married, I don’t have a human head in my freezer.
Liz: Yeah, but you’re the Hair.
Gray: And so are you.
Liz: Okay, we’re going to do this, then.
Gray: Mm-hmm.

30 Rock 1.11 - “The Head and The Hair”

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JENNA: You are a big fake, you know that, Liz? She doesn’t even need those glasses.
LIZ: Really? I’m a fake, blondie? I’m a fake?

30 Rock 1.10 - “The Rural Juror”

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Jack: Lemon, I don’t share this often, but this is a photo of me, when I was 25 years old.
Liz: WHAT THE WAHT? You have a Superman chest!
Jack: I know.
Liz: Oh my God, the lady will have two tickets to te gun show! And your eyes were so much bluer. What happened to your eyes?

30 Rock 3.15 - “The Bubble”

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GRAY: Uh, do you want to go out with me tonight?
LIZ: Why?
GRAY: Because it would be fun and you seem cool.
LIZ: What?

30 Rock 1.11 - “The Head and the Hair”

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Floyd: Oh, I’m sorry, I just kinda fell asleep on your legs.
Liz: No, it’s weird, I’ve never let anybody put their head that close to my feet before.

30 Rock 1.18 - “Fireworks”

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Liz: I won $1,000 and I gave them all a bar tab, and they got drunk at lunch and now they like me.
Jack: Oh, Lemon, please. Money can’t buy happiness; it is happiness.

30 Rock 5.08 - “College”

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Jack: You deserve someone like Carol in your life, and he deserves you because, and I’m only gonna say this once a decade: you’re great. You’re Liz Lemon, damn it. In certain lights you’re an 8, using East Coast over 35 standards, excluding Miami.
Liz: Thanks, Jack.

30 Rock 5.05 - “Reaganing”

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I’m pathetic! I got no real skills, a degree in theater tech… So you move back to Pennsylvania, live with your parents. All of your old friends have kids and careers, and what do you have? Maybe your name on a TV show that no one will even remember. I SHOULD HAVE MOVED TO CLEVELAND WITH THAT GUY WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!

30 Rock 5.09 - “Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish”

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Tracy: I need to come up with a big idea for a product to put my name on. Something no one has thought of. Something crazy!
Kenneth: I know a gentleman who had a lot of crazy ideas. He was a carpenter. He wanted everyone to love one another.
Tracy: Oh, you mean Jesus?
Kenneth: No. Miguel, from set design! He’s over there! [waves]

30 Rock 1.10 - “The Rural Juror”

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