KENNETH: Oh, I know Mr. Jordan like the back of my stepfather Ron’s hand. I know all his ATM pin codes, I know when he’s cranky and needs his binky, and I know that by binky he means 1970’s pornography…
JACK: So, how is he functioning without you?
KENNETH: Oh, I’m still doing everything for him. Tonight I have to ride my bike to his house in New Jersey to hold his hand during Lost.
30 Rock 3.15 - “The Bubble”
(via calikalie)
