DR. RON: So, you set a trap for your sister using this cow creamer as bait?
AARON: Totally.
DR. RON: That’s cracked.
AARON: How is it cracked to be concerned about the welfare of a family member?
DR. RON: I mean the creamer. It’s cracked.
AARON: Oh, yeah. I broke its head off the last time it talked to her.
DR. RON: And that seemed to work?
AARON: I took its mouth away.
Wonderfalls 1.06 - “Muffin Buffalo”
(via fuckyeahfullerverse)
