LEONARD: You want to hear something weird?
PENNY: Sure.
SHELDON: In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an honorary Harlem Globetrotter.
LEONARD: What are you talking about?
SHELDON: You asked Penny if she wanted to hear something weird.
LEONARD: Yeah, because I have something weird to tell her.
SHELDON: Oh. I thought it was a game.
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SHELDON: Okay, Penny, if it were a game, here are your choices. An e-mail from an old acquaintance, or the head of one of the largest religious institutions in the world slam dunking to “Sweet Georgia Brown”. Pick.
LEONARD: Just do it, ‘cause he’s not gonna let it go.
PENNY: Basketball Pope.
SHELDON: And that’s how it’s done!
The Bi Bang Theory 5.11 - “The Speckerman Recurrence”
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